ZORSTEC FAQ

Q. Will Fitting a Zorstec exhaust make me more attractive to girls ?
A. Although Zorstec cannot guarantee such an effect, it has been noted that big bikes with loud exhausts tend to draw attention and this could well be the starting point.

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Q. What sort of cleaning agent should I use when I polish my new exhaust ?
A. Jeez, Why are YOU doing it in the first place, get the missus out there with the cloths, she will know what to do.

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Q. Since fitting my new ZORSTEC exhaust my Missus keeps complaining about all the attention it is drawing, what can I do about this ?
A. Ain't that why you bought it in the first place ? Just leave her at home and carry on basking in the new found attention, after all ........ see question 1.

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Q. My nice new shiny loud ZORSTEC exhaust seems to attracting a lot of attention from the Rozzers, when I stop they tell me it is too loud, what should I do ?
A. WHY DID YOU STOP !!!!!!!!, Don't you have an unreadably tiny number plate to go with it yet ?


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